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Rocky Claws by karshepottsoner18722 Rocky Claws by karshepottsoner18722
For *Slinkers's contest: [link]


A pink and purple raccoon that wears bad-ass sunglasses. He drives around on a flying pool noodle that is pulled by fish that wear antlers and shoots presents to the kids via a bazooka. The bad children get dungbombs (Harry Potter reference) in the shape of a log for the fire and the good children get vodka bottles. Whenever he shoots these presents, he says ‘Hasta la vista, baby.’ His cigar puffs out snow and he wears a brown vest and has a heart tattoo that says 'Mom'.

He was originally called Rocky, but became Rocky Claws when he had to take over Santa's job. This was due to the fact that Santa had become drunk because of the vodka, which Rocky now gives to the good boys and girls for Christmas. He gives vodka bottles to the good boys and girls because he realized that Santa had given him the greatest gift of all when he had become drunk: his job. Rocky now thinks that if everyone in the world is drunk, they will give each other great, awesome presents. (He's a little bit touched in the head). He enlists his fish 'friends' (which were originally his dinner) to pull him around on a pool noodle he found in the garbage (which he had Santa bewitch to fly). His fish friends wear miniature antlers that Santa's elves crafted just for them.

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[link] (raccoon)

[link] (glitter brushes)

Don't own Harry Potter.
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Inarium Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is one badass raccoon :thumbsup:
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karshepottsoner18722 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
Thanks~! :D
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The-Girl-With-CLAWS Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
hmmm... why does this remind me of something secret agent bob would starr in his videos?
interesting...
But why are so many entries pink?
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karshepottsoner18722 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
Are they? I'm not sure; I haven't actually gotten around to seeing a lot of the entries. I did pink and purple because purple's my favourite colour and there was a way I had created him (I wrote a story) made him have pink and purple fur.

(And uh... Secret Agent Bob? I'm not sure who he/it is... Care to enlighten me? :D)
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The-Girl-With-CLAWS Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
Well it looks good ^~^

Ever seen charlie the unicorn?
look it up, secret agent bob is the animator...
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karshepottsoner18722 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
OHHHH I see.

To be honest, I'm a little worried to hear that Rocky could fit in there. I'm not a big fan of Charlie the Unicorn.. :D

Thanks! :)
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The-Girl-With-CLAWS Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
Well, to each his/her own...
Personally I love charlie the unicorn, makes me laugh histerically...^~^
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karshepottsoner18722 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
My sister is a fan of it (among many other Youtube things). She tries to get me into them, but I just can't do it. :)
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The-Girl-With-CLAWS Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
As I said, to each her own, people shouldn't try to force you to like something if you didn't like it the first time... D:
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karshepottsoner18722 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
That's what I keep trying to tell her, but she doesn't listen XD (I love your icon by the way.)
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