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A pink and purple raccoon that wears bad-ass sunglasses. He drives around on a flying pool noodle that is pulled by fish that wear antlers and shoots presents to the kids via a bazooka. The bad children get dungbombs (Harry Potter reference) in the shape of a log for the fire and the good children get vodka bottles. Whenever he shoots these presents, he says Hasta la vista, baby. His cigar puffs out snow and he wears a brown vest and has a heart tattoo that says 'Mom'.
He was originally called Rocky, but became Rocky Claws when he had to take over Santa's job. This was due to the fact that Santa had become drunk because of the vodka, which Rocky now gives to the good boys and girls for Christmas. He gives vodka bottles to the good boys and girls because he realized that Santa had given him the greatest gift of all when he had become drunk: his job. Rocky now thinks that if everyone in the world is drunk, they will give each other great, awesome presents. (He's a little bit touched in the head). He enlists his fish 'friends' (which were originally his dinner) to pull him around on a pool noodle he found in the garbage (which he had Santa bewitch to fly). His fish friends wear miniature antlers that Santa's elves crafted just for them.
(glitter brushes)Don't own Harry Potter.